1. Just because I borrowed two books from the Cashel library and slept with them under my pillow, I still cannot speak or understand Italian. Anyone want a bottle of something that I thought was lotion but is actually either shampoo or body wash?

2. Foreign keyboards are WEIRD. I have been touch typing for as long as Greg and GL have been on this earth, and I cannot find the keys I need. I do like it though that I don?t need ASCCI for ? or ? or ? or ? or ?.

3. We must send regrets to the 10th anniversary of the Bozo Bunch, as we got word on Friday that we are moving. We will be selling almost everything we own, so if any (say LawDawg) wants a bike, now is the time.

Dust off your passports, folks.